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The Political Chicken

Citizen NetMom posts one of the funnier things I've seen in a while. I've seen earlier versions, but the additions for this election cycle are excellent.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.


And my own small addition:

SARAH PALIN: The chicken didn't make it across the road. I shot it, cleaned it, cooked it, and had it for Sunday dinner.

UPDATE: From Manish JOE BIDEN: I bloodied the chicken's nose.
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I love your Sarah Palin addition!
Posted by Netmom  on  09/15  at  07:39 PM

Biden: I bloodied the chicken's nose.
Posted by Manish  on  09/15  at  09:25 PM

Thanks Netmom! And Manish, I'm adding yours in an update...
Posted by Rich Hailey  on  09/16  at  12:38 AM

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